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You weren't really meant to be here. This used to be the file that my other pages pull all of the miscellaneous navigation and design elements from, using javascript, and then I realized that it's really slow to wait on 2 whole HTTP requests for every page (relatively speaking). So now this is really just a relic.
So you're probably me from the future. Hi. I hope you're doing well. I think the version of you writing this, at least, probably has enough compassion to be proud of you, and hopeful, and to want unreservedly to give you a hug and a bowl of soup without trying to fix you. Keep your eyes from drifting too far back. We know she can't see through the event horizon.